after years of captivity behind enemy lines
return with a tour de force like no other…

the new record

“manchuria”

will be unveiled in 2025
pre-order today

NEWS FEED

RARE FOOTAGE OF RED TAPE FROM THE CHARLATANS BIRTHDAY AT THE BALD EAGLE PUB. SPECIAL GUESTS ELI FROM PERMUTATIONS AND JEFF LIVINGSTON FROM RELATIVES & TREE PALACE. $TheTelegraphSalesmen III The man Mista BoomBostic himself. Today we celebrate one of the baddest bone players in the south, the one and a only half step capitana and head of our PR and Street Team, Long John Rat Teeth Ratner, otherwise known as White Sambo, the legend. I love and appreciate this human I don’t know where I’d be without him, he writes arrangements and raises morale for the troops and even brings back the commander from the dead sometimes. Can we all give it up for my boy J Ratner? Bird Day donations can go to Venmo @thetelegraphsalesmen but Ratner has especially requested you check out our website and store and buy some bullets boxes or shirts if you’d like to support him on this monumental day! We love you all! - C New Live Single Out Now on our Spotify!!! Click the link below to save our new live single release from our show at @chelseas_live STATELINE II OUT NOW ON ALL STREAMING SERVICES!!! Oh yes AND SO IT BEGINS. Stateline II Saturday!! STATELINE II MUSIC VIDEO COMES OUT THIS SATURDAY!!